This “Save the F*cking Bees” tote is for the gardener who has officially run out of patience with people who still don’t get the memo. It’s bold, it’s unapologetic, and it quietly threatens anyone who sprays pesticides within a 5-mile radius of your pollinator paradise.
Perfect for farmers market trips, library runs, seed hoarding, and carrying home yet another “accidental” haul of plants you definitely didn’t need but absolutely adopted. Made with sturdy canvas strong enough to hold your groceries, tools, AND the weight of your garden-related moral superiority.
It’s cute. It’s functional. And it spreads the gospel of pollinator protection with the exact amount of rage required.
Size Guide
Centimeters
| Dimension | Measurement |
|---|---|
| Height- front and back panel | 38.5 |
| Width- front and back panel | 36.5 |
| Gusset width- side and bottom | 10 |
| Handle height | 26 |
Dimensions guide: Bag height and width doesn't include gusset measurement.
Product Specification
Certified organic cotton large shopper tote bag. Made from thick 210 gsm twill weave. 39 x 37cm. 68cm strap length. 10.5cm side and bottom panels. Wash cool, hang dry. GM-free. Not tested on animals. Does not contain animal-derived products. Material made in a renewable energy-powered factory, audited for a wide range of social and sustainability criteria. Made to be remade - scan the QR code in the care label to send it back when worn out.
